[This is (some of) the last section in the Trail Rompers New Employee packet...]

1. One of your dogs will roll in poop.....

2. ....then many of your dogs will join in on the fun

3. You will find body parts (hopefully all animal!)

4. You will lock yourself out of your car

5. You will lose a leash

6. One of the dogs will eat your lunch

7. You will get yelled at by a park-goer (and then your DogPals will try to engage this loud human)

8. You will get caught in awful weather conditions

9. You will fall / get a bit injured

10. Your phone will die